Pope Replay
Happy birthday Ryan!

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My sincere salutations pope , I am your counselor. I'll guide you through your reign and help you in making wise and faithful decisions so you never worry about administration. Let's see! First, what celebrations should we organize to celebrate your grandioso arrival?
  • Commission a new picture of Jesus. There's not enough in Vatican yet.
  • Make the biggest, longest, most decadent feast. We all need to relax.
  • Declare a national holiday. Everyone will remember you fondly in centuries!
  • Look at the stars with the cardinals.
    • My Highness, it's been three months that you've been, how do you say, 'hanging out' in the gardens of the Vatican. I understand your need for peace but you should present yourself to the world in Thy name! What will you do?
  • Pre-canonize yourself.
  • Invent a machine capable of creating gold. No king can resist the power of money.
  • Organize the Pope european tour 1359. Hope there is no plague!
  • Communicate your dark plans through the nightmares of kings.
    • Uh oh, my Liege. While you were parading in all the fancy courts of Europe, a plague has ravaged the kingdoms like thy four horsemen themselves! People needs to turn to their Faith. How will you spread the word of God ?
  • Train more fleas to propagate the plague with more efficiency.
  • Create a big gathering to explain that everything will be alright. What could go wrong?
  • Invite everyone to pray for the health of people that are more important than them. (You included)
  • Invent hand sanitizer and do whole a campaign around it.
    • MY LORD! Heretics are scheming against you and wants to elect a new Pope! How will you handle this crisis?



  • Buy their silence by giving them free salvation and gold.
  • They might be right but need to disappear : kill them!
    • What a successful first fifteen years of reign, my Highness. I'd invite you to celebrate but with the propagation of that new sinful trend called "book", people have been questioning your powers. What will reassure them for good?
  • Call the inquistion to burn a few books. And a few people holding the books too.
  • Promote the Necronomicon as a Vatican bestseller.
  • Censor everything bad about you and teach people how to read.
  • Release very complicated math books. People will naturally give up on words.
    • After 30 years of loyal services, you realize that you haven't anything for yourself in a while. While the Christiandom is being tore apart by war and famine, what will you do to find peace and relaxation ?
  • Enjoy a bit of downtime by declaring getting out of bed as an heresy.
  • Practice black magic....at the beach.
  • Disguise yourself as a poor monk and pretend to be of the people.
  • Get into you new hobby : human anatomy through dissection!
    • A fiend! The king of England refuses to partake in the Holy War. His fate is in your hands. What will you decide?



  • Explain the concept of teamwork to him. Go to an escape room (jail) together!
  • Launch him in *Tim Curry voice* spaaaaace.
    • We arrive at the end of your reign, pope . Sadly, you won't stay alive for long. How do you die ?
  • Crushed by the weight of guilt and regrets, like any good christians.
  • Manifesting a direct shuttle to Hell.
  • Protesting in the streets against the concept of death.
  • Die? You invented the cryochamber. See you in 3025 suckers.

    • Class Results





    You will be remembred as pope the classic pope.
    Through the years, you've proved yourself the most Christian pope of all christian popes. Always following in the path of a very conventional Faith, you became well aquainted with guilt, power imbalance and corruption. But you know what? That's probably what you neeeded to be granted free entry in Heavens. So it's worth it, right?




    You will be remembred as pope the antipope.
    Through the years, you've learnt to deal with shadows and demons while infiltrating the heart of Christianity itself. With a collection of cool black robes and devious spells, you surely found a way to enclose your spirit in a Chalice or two just to come back as a creepy skeleton at some point. Good for you.




    You will be remembred as pope the communist.
    Through the years, you've been more aquainted with political speeches and social reforms than with priests. You may have promised things you couldn't bring to the people, but to be honest, who will remember in 150 years. Not me, for sure! Good job, tavarish!




    You will be remembred as pope the wise.
    Through the years, you've done more for science than NASA could do since its creation. Give it time but people will remember you as an incredible mind, even theorizing that you were in fact....An alien in disguise. You might even be the same that built the pyramids, who knows.




    You will be remembered as pope the indecise. Through the years, you absolutely didn't follow any rules. Deciding everything on a whim, you never cared about how people will remember you except as a...just a guy who did things. And things, for sure, you did. Just not in a very coherent fashion.